Yeah. But that's alright, that's ok, I've got some good ones lined up and I've semi-worked my schedule out to allow for hilarity to ensue.
With that said without further ado here's the info on this Eastern European hottie. Although she goes by Elina Löwensohn in public we know her as Katya the Romanian gymnast.
Everyone has been there with a girl; we call it limboland. Its all good, except for Jerry sees what a gymnast body can do and makes the 90's mistake of sleeping with her.
Why is that a 90's mistake you say?
Yes because strangely, in the 90's if you slept with a woman you had to keep seeing her, three week minimum. Who freaking knew? If this was the 2000's he'd have given her the business and then just ignored her texts, calls and emails starting the next day.
Which brings us to, quite possibly, the most disparaging quote about Jerry of all time:
"In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the 'Comedian.' You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian." -Katya
You bite your tongue Katya. That's blasphemy; especially when Jerry said you just laid there in bed like a wet towel while he was sweating his ass off pumping and thrusting. He didn't say that exactly but that's how Imagine Seinfeld having sex; he's a hard worker probably.
As for Löwensohn, she's been busy since this episode and the injury to her friend Misha. Done a lot of film, most of which I can't pronounce the titles so I assume they are foreign or Lifetime movies about one of the channels 4 genres (teen pregnancy, spousal abuse, adultery by men or unsatisfied woman wanting a fantasy) either way its all Greek to me.
One more tidbit, she was in "Schindler's List." The same Holocaust movie that Jerry was caught making out in like a middle schooler at Titanic. In other words Jerry was caught making out with a girl in a movie featuring one of his former conquests.
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