Thursday, May 28, 2009

Today's Seinfeld Girlfriend

Sure plenty of other sports blogs may post pictures of random hot women, well we here at FFM2M consider ourselves a little more television driven. And by television driven we mean sitcom psychopaths. And by sitcom psychopaths we mean Seinfeld sickos.



With another forum for broadcasting the Seinfeld love we decided to do one better than just a delectable selection of hot women for the gourmet sports buffet diner to enjoy. We will attempt to bring you a new Seinfeld love interest on a daily basis.



We open with the lovely Susan Walters better known to us as Bovary or perhaps Mulva if you're nasty. Actually her name was Dolores but no one remembers that. She's a southern belle from the ATL who apparently has been on more than just Seinfeld, who knew? Some show The Young and The Restless - Never heard of it but apparently its been on for awhile.



Hats off to this, our inaugural testament to Jerry's awesome ability to date any woman he pleased.



How could we forget Dolores and the body part she rhymes with?



Oh yeah because generally we try to forget that body part exists. Its a lot easier to finish without worrying about stimulating her "Dolores"



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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

FSU Player Gets The "Indefinite Suspension" Label

Richard Goodman, one of the 'Noles receivers involved in THE 2008 frat-football brawl, was officially suspended by Bobby Bowden today. Apparently the senior wide out was responsible for WWE-ing the face of a female bystander.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_college_fsu/2009/05/fsu-suspends-goodman.html

Throwing a chair and blasting a girls face was enough to get Goodman charged with aggravated battery; a second degree felony. Another healthy blow to the FSU receiving core.

Is it possible the 'Noles are closer to a top ten finish than we suspect? After all with the suspensions, the academic fraud and Student Union Brawl these new 'Noles aren't too far off from the Crimi-Noles of the 90's.


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Interesting Lunch Time Links from ESPN

Generally the ACC Lunch Time Links are relatively mundane. However the Phil Steele explosion has intrigued me enough to warrrant posting the ACC's links from ESPN.

Check out the reasons Penn State is more confident than Bobby And FSU about their suspension.

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/acc/0-6-111/ACC-lunchtime-links.html

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Coaches Poll Covert-Ops?

According to USA Today and the Sporting News the final results of the Coaches Poll will be secret in 2010. This means no more exposing coaches for biased voting, protecting conference ties or voting for friends.

No now, just like the faceless AP Poll the Coaches won't be held accountable for what they screw up. This doesn't bother me because of the BCS but rather because of teams out of the BCS Leagues short changing the system. Expect the SEC, Big XII etcetera to stick together while guys out of the ACC, Big 10 and Pac-10 get slighted due to their lack of highly ranked in conference opponents. We shall see.

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=553494


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The Chronicles of FELDER

This week in the inaugural edition of "The Chronicles of FELDER" we'll introduce the newest blogging feature and talk about the news out of Felder-land for the coming week.



First and foremost you can tune in to The Gulf Coast Sports Radio Hour at 4pm by heading to:



http://kkay1590.com


I'll be breaking down Kentucky and Duke with the host Brian Scott as well as talking a little ACC-SEC big picture. Perhaps a little College Baseball? Get excited baby the Heels will try to make another College World Series trip, only this time coming home with the hardware.


Later tonight we do the Football From Mass to Miami sister show Game Time Sports. Keep in mind that Game Time Sports is less a sterling big sister filled with amazing information and more a psycho little sister with a great body but an attitude like a babymama from Compton. In other words crass yet hilarious.



We will add the Game Time Sports widget to the blog just to appease you FFM2M knuckleheads thirsty for some intelligent sports discourse.



On the original writing content be sure to check out the posts starting to pour out at a rapid pace. Every week we'll have the ACC Bottom to the Top breakdown as well some articles breaking down schedules, players and the ACC progress.



Get ready, The Chronicles of Felder are going to be always available always gourmet and always informative to keep you abreast of my most recent activities.



ItsFELDER



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Wet, Wild Wednesday Yessir!

Hey folks

In the new mobile age we can update from work which is much better than actually doing any work. I've just recently purchased a couple college football previews so my bathroom trips last hours not minutes.

On a serious note Mark Herzlich; the BC linebacker and reigning ACC defensive player of the year, has started chemotherapy at home in Pennsylvania. He's undergoing 8 weeks of chemo to kill the cancer in the tumor before surgery to extract the mass. On a good note the cancer is localized and contained so keep your fingers crossed about the next few months going well for Herzlich.

Now less than seriously the SEC continues its strangle hold on bad behavior as another South Carolina player gets arrested.

http://www.midlandsconnect.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=304805

Shocker, yeah right. As for getting wet and wild this Wednesday you can hear two radio appearances from your's truly and we're getting ready to add the Game Time Sports show to the blog.

ItsFELDER

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Just A Hint Of Why Gourmet Is Back In Style

When we're not conducting football styled info sessions, reading unlimited blogs or browsing local papers and police blotters we like to have a little fun.

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The ACC, From The Bottom To The Top Part 1

Tune into the Gulf Coast Sports Radio Hour Wednesday at four to hear Brian Scott and Michael Felder delve deeper into Kentucky, Duke and the SEC/ACC picture.

Biggest Offseason Loss

The Blue Devil’s biggest losses come in the departure of wide receiver Eron Riley. Riley was quarterback Thaddeus Lewis’ favorite target; having accounted for 693 of Lewis’ 2171 yards and 8 of his 15 touchdowns. Riley was a sure handed, speedy target capable of getting open down field and making the big play for the Devils.

Losing Michael Tauiliili; the middle linebacker who led the ACC and finished third in the nation in tackles should also be noted. However, his loss will not be felt as significantly as Riley’s due to the Devils returning solid contributors from last season’s defense.

Best Returning Players

In Durham this question gets a simple answer; Thaddeus Lewis. Lewis is the best pure pocket passer in the ACC and with the exception of the big names at the position the senior would be an upgrade for most schools.

He is, in effect, the anti-Graham Harrell; no gaudy or inflated statistics but a legitimate pro-styled quarterback who has received great tutelage under Cutcliffe and will have a legitimate shot at the next level.

Break Out Player

Donovan Varner will be tasked with filling Eron Riley’s shoes. The 5’9” sophomore out of Miami, Floridais the best athlete on Cutcliffe’s team and after playing corner, return man and a little receiver in 2008 Varner will use his talents on offense and in the return game exclusively.

As a full time receiver Varner has already flourished, catching six balls for 116 yards in the spring game last month. He gives Thaddeus Lewis a weapon capable of breaking the big run and a dangerous asset for Cutcliffe’s offensive mind to utilize.

Three Crucial Games

Duke @ Kansas, Duke @ NC State, Duke vs Wake Forest

The Devils will have a shot at winning all of these games and to achieve Cutcliffe’s goal of a bowl appearance they will likely have to win all three. Heading to Lawrence will give the Blue Devils their first quality test of the season against a likely top 25 team. NC State, Wake Forest and a November date in Chapel Hill should all help Cut’s in-state recruiting goals if they can find a win.

Dream vs Nightmare Season

For the Blue Devils their dream season is an 8-4 masterpiece by Cutcliffe. Getting the Devils to their first bowl game since Spurrier and putting them squarely in the thick of the ACC Coastal race. Loses to VT, NC State, UNC, GT and Miami appear to be inevitable however, stealing a win from one of those schools while completing their soft non-conference schedule while beating UVA, Wake and Maryland would land the Devils in a heavenly scenario.

On the flipside of the dream scenario is the Blue Devil nightmare. Losing all league games plus contests with FCS Richmond and Kansas would truly set the Blue Devils back into the “loser” stratosphere they’ve inhabited since the departure of Spurrier.