Actually on second thought I'll just sprinkle them into the comments section to keep things awesome!
I'll kick off with a quote about my (not) favorite tennis player Amelie Mauresmo and please feel free to add your own soul stealing diatribes.
"She had an Adam's apple as big as her balls and her hands were the size of Andre the Giants."
Its about to get grazy for this blogger!
"And remember, you can't get a butthole pregnant"
-Crandall Lea
And yes that is a beautiful matress stain. BYAAaaaaaaAAAAH!
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First update! Jen is losing Nicole is beautiful and Justin vs Felder is an epic battle of sweet sweet liver proportions. Plus wings!
here's an update from my life. i lost my phone today and my texts from last night were WEIRD. whoever finds it is going to be laughing at me for years.
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