Barry Humphries Suspension Proves Dabo Is Cleaning Up The Streets...

That's right folks Clemson's Humphries has been suspended for the first two games of the season after his May 2nd arrest for drunk driving on a scooter at nearly 5 am.

http://www.independentmail.com/news/2009/may/27/barry-humphries-suspended-first-two-games-2009/

As Dabo cleans up the rabid streets of Clemson we pause to remember that scooters are vehicles too and thanks to Georgia, Clemson and a few other football programs "scooters aren't just for cheap, hipster, eurotrash metrosexuals anymore."

Perhaps the next Tiger suspension will be for something like excessive popped collars, over consumption of apple martinis or who knows maybe even asphyxiation by skinny jeans.

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