Thursday, June 4, 2009

An ACC Player You Oughta Know

You know, Sergio?



The really biggish, really monstrous, two-time All-Americanish guard?



You know, Sergio from Rio.



Well actually from La Grange, Georgia (yes exactly like Bubba Sparxxx) but considering the sheer volume of strip clubs in Atlanta and the amount of trannies roaming the streets every other weekend could be Carnivàl.



The junior is coming off a sophomore All-American campaign and a 2nd team All-ACC effort. He sat out the spring to heal from offseason shoulder surgery and should tear into 2009 fully charged. He's the Hokies anchor at guard, capable of steamrolling defensive tackles and agile enough to make the break out blocks in the back seven.



A likely first team All-America and ACC; Render is one of the nation's top ranked guards. With the departure of C Nick Marshman, Sergio will have to go from a stand out contributor as a freshman and sophomore to a legitimate leader on the VT front. Opening holes for their stable of running backs is the path to Beamer'st ever elusive first national title.



Photo from http://www.hokiesports.com/football/players/2008/render.html



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2 comments:

Stoopid Missteak said...

Render is going to tear into 2006 huh? I wonder how many jiggawatts he'll need to go back in to play a season before he was even getting in games at VT. My guess is as long as his flux capacitor is in good shape he'll get back in time just fine. Hope he doesn't sleep with his mom.

Michael Felder said...

Thanks dick.